Introducing the Millennium Model Anita Bonita,
the radio resource that can do whatever you need.
Most liners and promos--and positioning statements,
news, and commercial copy--for Z-100 (1983-1987) and WNEW-AM (1987-1988).
Sweepers and ID's for The Buzz (1996-1997).
Long-form programming and specials (Scott Shannon's
Rockin' America Top 30 Countdown, Legends).
1,000+ song parodies and 150+ comedy bits, airing
on stations coast-to-coast.
Various entertainment and sports features (E-Wrap,
Show prep for CHR, A/C, MOR, Jazz, AOR, News, Sports,
and Gold formats.
Station voice for Modern AC The Buzz (NYC) during
its entire run; also for CHR The End (KDND/Sacramento), JazzBeat
(satellite), New Country Y-107 (NYC), Hot AC Mix 93.3 (WXMR/Huntsville),
Jammin' Oldies 106.7 Jamz (San Antonio), Pop/Alternative KRBZ (KC), and
Demo voice for SJS Entertainment (Fun Factory,
Cool Feelings, Sound Solutions); voice for (and writer of)
the nationally syndicated feature MusicDay.
National commercials for USA Today and Metropolitan
Life, regional commercials for New York Telephone, industrial features
for Alpine, and various local spots.
Fill-in airshifts for WNEW-AM/NYC; cyber-airshifts
for Mix 93.3/Huntsville.
A variety of comedy voices, accents, sound effects,
It Programs and Produces!
Has sung on parodies as Diana Ross, "Paula" (Paul
& Paula), Stevie Nicks, Petula Clark, the Bangles, and more--as well
as backup vocals and some instrumental accompaniment.
Has performed publicly on several occasions, both
solo and as part of a chorus (including performances with the North Jersey
Opera Festival and Shirah Choir).
It Does Music!
Executive producer for SJS Entertainment, overseeing
all programming and production by Creative department; line producer
for SJS's Jazz/NAC World Premieres and specials.
Multi-track production (analog) for Z-100 and WNEW.
Familiar with MIDI and some digital production; proficient
in Cool Edit Pro.
Near-encyclopedic knowledge of
popular music, and Jeopardy!-class in pop culture.
Interim Music Director for KABL/San Francisco after
its flip back to standards from AC.
Fluent enough in Selector and Linker
to do Tech Support for RCS.
But Wait...There's More!
Has created dozens of logos and advertisements, which
have appeared in all major trade publications (R&R, Billboard,
Ink, Morning Mouth, etc.), contributed significantly to SJS
Web Site artwork and design, and designed this web
site from scratch.. Also designed The Famous Amos! Website (www.famousamos.fm),
Developed and executed publicity and on-air promotions
for Z-100 and WNEW--including the legendary TANGLE
promotion, which closed down Third Avenue south of 42nd Street all the
way down to the 20's.
Computer-literate (DOS, Windows 3.x, Beta Tester for
both Windows 95 & 98, Windows 2000) and Internet-savvy (including basic
Multi-lingual (conversant in Spanish and Yiddish;
working knowledge of French, Italian, Portuguese, and Mohawk; can read
Greek and Hebrew).
Hasn't cracked a camera lens in at least ten years.
Works equally well on its own or as part of a team,
and requires minimal maintenance.
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