She don't need no life preserver...know what I'm sayin'?
Funky Small Bikini...she could kick sand in my face anytime!
I say my name is Loc, and tell her she's a cutie
She starts to smile, but all the while, I'm starin' at her booty
I move my towel closer, hopin' for a little action
She's got the chest that is the best, she's like LaToya Jackson
So she goes to write her number, but then there is a scenie
'Cause she takes my book but forgot to hook her Funky Small Bikini
That bikini's a monster, y'all...I'd like to give her some mouth-to-mouth...
Funky Small Bikini!
Oh, my Lord...she's givin' me heat stroke! Know what I'm sayin'?!
- Phil Muro, 5/90
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