Introducing the Millennium Model Anita Bonita,
the radio resource that can do whatever you need.
It Writes!
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Most liners and promos--and positioning statements,
news, and commercial copy--for Z-100 (1983-1987) and WNEW-AM (1987-1988).
Sweepers and ID's for The Buzz (1996-1997).
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Long-form programming and specials (Scott Shannon's
Rockin' America Top 30 Countdown, Legends).
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1,000+ song parodies and 150+ comedy bits, airing
on stations coast-to-coast.
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Various entertainment and sports features (E-Wrap,
Big
Apple Weekend).
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Show prep for CHR, A/C, MOR, Jazz, AOR, News, Sports,
and Gold formats.
It Voices!
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Station voice for Modern AC The Buzz (NYC) during
its entire run; also for CHR The End (KDND/Sacramento), JazzBeat
(satellite), New Country Y-107 (NYC), Hot AC Mix 93.3 (WXMR/Huntsville),
Jammin' Oldies 106.7 Jamz (San Antonio), Pop/Alternative KRBZ (KC), and
more.
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Demo voice for SJS Entertainment (Fun Factory,
Decades,
Cool Feelings, Sound Solutions); voice for (and writer of)
the nationally syndicated feature MusicDay.
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National commercials for USA Today and Metropolitan
Life, regional commercials for New York Telephone, industrial features
for Alpine, and various local spots.
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Fill-in airshifts for WNEW-AM/NYC; cyber-airshifts
for Mix 93.3/Huntsville.
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A variety of comedy voices, accents, sound effects,
and impersonations.
It Sings!
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Has sung on parodies as Diana Ross, "Paula" (Paul
& Paula), Stevie Nicks, Petula Clark, the Bangles, and more--as well
as backup vocals and some instrumental accompaniment.
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Has performed publicly on several occasions, both
solo and as part of a chorus (including performances with the North Jersey
Opera Festival and Shirah Choir).
It Programs and Produces!
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Executive producer for SJS Entertainment, overseeing
all programming and production by Creative department; line producer
for SJS's Jazz/NAC World Premieres and specials.
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Multi-track production (analog) for Z-100 and WNEW.
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Familiar with MIDI and some digital production; proficient
in Cool Edit Pro.
It Does Music!
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Near-encyclopedic knowledge of
popular music, and Jeopardy!-class in pop culture.
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Interim Music Director for KABL/San Francisco after
its flip back to standards from AC.
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Fluent enough in Selector and Linker
to do Tech Support for RCS.
It Promotes!
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Has created dozens of logos and advertisements, which
have appeared in all major trade publications (R&R, Billboard,
Radio
Ink, Morning Mouth, etc.), contributed significantly to SJS
Web Site artwork and design, and designed this web
site from scratch.. Also designed The Famous Amos! Website (www.famousamos.fm),
among others.
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Developed and executed publicity and on-air promotions
for Z-100 and WNEW--including the legendary TANGLE
promotion, which closed down Third Avenue south of 42nd Street all the
way down to the 20's.
But Wait...There's More!
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Computer-literate (DOS, Windows 3.x, Beta Tester for
both Windows 95 & 98, Windows 2000) and Internet-savvy (including basic
HTML).
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Multi-lingual (conversant in Spanish and Yiddish;
working knowledge of French, Italian, Portuguese, and Mohawk; can read
Greek and Hebrew).
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Hasn't cracked a camera lens in at least ten years.
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Works equally well on its own or as part of a team,
and requires minimal maintenance.
Doesn't your station deserve an Anita
Bonita of its own?
To order, e-mail abonita@eclecticcompany.com
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